Monday, July 23, 2007

I live in a baseball town!

A quotation from a real, though unnamed, local high school’s dress code:

“*hair must be clean, no longer than collar length for boys…so that it does not call undue attention to the student, and with natural hair colors only.
*All students must wear shoes. Bedroom slippers are not permitted.
*Tight-fitting clothing is not permitted. As a guideline, there should be discernable slack/space between clothing and body.
*Advertising of alcoholic beverages, bands, or inappropriate, blasphemous, obscene or suggestive slogans, pictures, or the Chicago Cubs on clothing is not permitted.”

And that my friends, is how you do it.

2 comments:

Suzanne said...

haha, I just emailed this to my parents!

perinne said...

i absolutely LOVE this