Bug: (from The Sixth Graders Dictionary to LIfe)

1. Bug: noun

Pronunciation: \ˈbəg\

Etymology:

Middle English bugge hobgoblin; probably akin to Low German bögge goblin

Definition: an insect or other creeping or crawling invertebrate; any of an order (Hemiptera

and especially its suborder Heteroptera) of insects that have sucking mouthparts,

forewings thickened at the base, and incomplete metamorphosis and are often economic

pests

2. Bug: noun
Pronunciation: \ˈfē-vər\
Etymology: From the cultures of preteens weak immune systems; most currently present in the similarly weakened immune system of Corinne.
Definition: A virus consisting of runny nose, scratchy throat, itchy eyes, and fever resulting from close proximity to younger members of the human race with lower hygienic habits; most commonly passed from student to teacher.


3. Bug: noun (most commonly referred to as a "hornet")
Pronunciation: \ˈho'r-nət\
Etymology: From the modern usage of Class Periods 1, 2, 3, & 5, originating at *** Middle School.
Definition: An index card torn and folded along specific planes according to directions, as passed on by the oral tradition of middle school males, intended to be used in correlation with a rubber band as a projectile; for the purpose of disrupting class and earning an In-School-Suspension for its user.

See Also: You-Tube instructional video "How to Make a Paper Hornet"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP06J6bo3GA